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"Seeking a man that's at least 6 feet tall. I like to wear high heels" - Damn, totally boned here. I'm only 5'8, apparently equaling "somewhere between midget and elf, and therefore undatable", even though the average American male height is 5'10. And 6 feet tall? What kind of shoes are you wearing anyway? Some shit from the lunar landing? I get it, I studied psychology you women have that primitive attraction to hunters. Even unattractive girls have to have standards, but ��..when your �BBW� as they say you might want go a little lower than 6�2�. Next...
"Looking for a God-fearing man" � I love this one! Why would you be afraid of your own imaginary friend? Seems like you'd better imagine something a little less hostile. I'd suggest Papa Smurf.
"Must love animals" - Great... You mean I have to pretend to like your poodle/Chihuahua rat mixed breed long enough to earn those magical embraces of your lips.? Or that huge mastiff dog that's physiy capable of kicking me out of your bed? How about the Siamese cat that's contemplating using my balls as a scratching post every time I walk around in my boxers? Hey sometime�s things pop out. I think I'll exit stage right before the fucker eats my socks again.
"Must like the outdoors" - Barring a select few introverts I've met that live in their parents' basement and mainline Mountain Dew so they can play World of Warcraft for 24/7, most human beings like being outside at some point. Sure, I'll go for in the mountains with you one day, or we can take a walk in central park. Do I want to go live in the woods and go camping for a month straight each year, NO.
"Must love children" I say the more kids, the better! We can open our own sweatshop and they can make you shoes. Remember you love those high heels. I being the manager!
"Looking for friends first" - Cool, I'm always down for more friends. Wait, what's that you say? Your hot friend Veronica is single? Excuse me while I ask her for her number. I�m not saying we have just bang, but how many successful relationships start out as huge friendships first. Yes I�m sure I�ll get a bunch of emails about how someone met their husband after a long friendships, but it�s rare. AttractionDating, and in that you become friends���..Or enemies
"I like going out, but also enjoy staying in for a quiet night at home" - That's great, because staying home or going out and doing something are pretty much the only two options you have.
"I like having fun" - Whew, what a relief! I'm meeting too many people these days that think having fun sucks. I'm a big fan of fun myself! We have so much in common. I bet you�re outgoing too are you LOLOLOLOLOLOL
"Must like to dance" - Really? Have you ever met a straight guy that wants to go dancing? Wait, I take that back. I do know one guy, but he's from Miami. Come to think of it, he's probably gay. That's right, Jorge - I've got you figured out.
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